Do you get sad every time you see your curved dick and hope it could get a little straighter and longer? Don’t worry, man; it’s fine unless she asks you…is it in YET?
Whether you like it or not, you’d better be proud of it because you’ll have it for the rest of your life. Give it a name unless you want all your decisions being made by strangers. And beware; it could be mad at you even more than you are at him for all the things that you probably do.
Do you ever wonder what it would say if it could talk to you?
What are your little Johnson’s greatest hopes and fears?
Why does he tolerate someone who beats him daily?
How does he deal with his asshole neighbor and the fact that his best friend is a pussy?
Believe it or not, it’s not easy being a dick, considering all of the hardships that you put him through. Even though you’re lazy, he has to constantly do push ups. Even though you’ve lost all sense of chivalry and stay sitting down when a pretty girl walks into the room, he will stand up immediately like a gentleman. You abuse him by strangling him every day and you make him fall asleep with booze every night. Then you’re surprised when he’s too tired to work!
So have some compassion for your manhood and everything he does for you. He is an important part of you that you should always take good care of. Be mindful to protect him from injury and to lay off on the alcohol to keep him working right. Be gentle when you handle him as well. Respect him and he will give you optimum performance in return.
Infographic by www.curvedpeniscure.com
So, my mortal chum … you’ve grown tired of your humble home and wish to ascend to a more god-like living environment. Well, you could take a journey upon the Rainbow Bridge and see if there are any one-bedrooms available up in Asgard. But I wouldn’t be too hopeful; waiting for vacancies can take a long time in a place where everyone lives forever. So your best bet is to follow these epic decorating tips, delivered to us straight from Thor himself. They’ll transform your apartment into a home fit for a god of Thunder and all his superhero friends!
Superhero’s Guide to Decorating Your Apartment Created By: ForRent.com
The various types of aliens and how to defend yourself – and your apartment- from their inevitable invasion.
If you are like me, there isn’t a better way to spend some of your free time than to build a LEGO megastructure. Get started with this amazing experience with this informative infographic prepared by the team at ebates.com!
Whether we like it or not, dining out in a restaurant would mean sharing a room with a lot of strangers. While this isn’t necessarily a bad thing, we can’t help but be affected, or even be annoyed of some unusual behaviors from our fellow dinners. Here are some them.
Infographics Created by Gourmet Society Philippines
Throw away that condom and pick up a pin, because after reading our 10 reasons why writing is better than sex, you’re going to spurn fornication and write that best seller you have always dreamed about. Enjoy!
Motivating someone through laughter is often a folly for a fool. To many people they wrongly think of the resume as an ice breaker and a way to connect to the insides of an organization, when nothing could be further from reality. As you can see in this infographic created by Almagreta, author of the templates professionally designed for your resume.
Using your talent and skill like a vaudeville act will certainly get you attention, but probably as an inside joke circulated around the HR water cooler.
Avoid costly comments that don’t spell out the value you present to that particular company; I mean if someone knocked on your door and instead of saying what they were there for told you that they could juggle balloons while painting, you would not think of them as the best for the job (even if they were in fact the best painter’s who also happen to be able to juggle while they paint).
Use your resume like a doorbell. Make it crisp and loud enough to get an answer, but not too loud that it gets ignored. Marketing yourself properly using a strategically created resume or CV will get many doors open for you, it’s when you are on the other side that your less than serious side can peek through the veil of professionalism and make eye contact with your colleagues.
This infographic presented by NYC criminal Lawyer, explains the complete story of America’s most horrible massacre- The Holmes Shooting at Aurora. The story is narrated by detailing the build-up and the massacre, the shooter’s profile.
Have a look to this funny infographic By Nerdgraph , If If Web Browsers Were Celebrities ;